With Jeff Bezo’s plan to land people on the moon, do you have the chops to take on the big-cheese in the sky?

1. Do you like confined spaces?

a. Yes. I often sit in the airing cupboard just for fun.

b. No. I’m claustrophobic and can’t even sit in a car.

c. They’re alright. I’ve stowed away in enough luggage compartments of a Mega-Bus like everyone else.

d. I’m not sure. I live in the centre of an open field and have never ventured elsewhere.

2. Do you like powdered food?

a. Damn straight! I never eat anything else. Powdered eggs are my ambrosia! As is custard… obviously.

b. Noooo! I can’t even stand powdered salt, I have to lick a block of salt before every bite of food.

c. I’m ambivalent. I’ll eat powdered icing sugar on cakes, but I’m just not sure otherwise.

d. I’ve already bought all the packets of powdered food that you can online and have been training myself for 7 months now. Not to go into space though, just to prepare for Brexit.

3. Do you know anything about space?

a. Yes, of course. I can name all 16 billion of the closest stars to us and point them out in the night’s sky. Can’t you?

b. What’sspace? Youmeanthelineatthebottomofthekeyboard?
NoIdon’tknowwhatthat’sfor.

c. I saw Apollo 13 once. I fell asleep before the end… but I got the general idea.

d. I think space should not be trusted. It’s foreign. It’s dangerous. It should go back to where it came from.

4. Would you pay money to Amazon to go to space?

a. I would pay my right arm, and my left arm, to have the chance to go to space. Seriously, I’ve been saving up my whole life for this!

b. I don’t use Amazon and I’m not interested. Stop asking me these questions.

c. Maybe, if the price was right. Plus, I might get my Amazon Prime membership for free if I went to space with them. Do you think?

d. I ordered a toaster from Amazon and it arrived in the back of an unmarked van. Would that be the method of space delivery? If so, no I don’t think so.

5. Do you think Jeff Bezos is overstretching his business too much now?

a. If he’s going to get me into space, I don’t care! Where do I sign up?

b. Yes. He’s already messed up retail, now he wants to mess up the night’s sky by filling it full of tourists. Just leave it alone man!

c. I don’t know about business, but anyone with a name like Bezos can’t take life too seriously, can he? I don’t know if that’s a good thing when we’re talking about inter-celestial travel though.

d. I’m not even sure who this Bezos guy is.

Your results

a. Mostly a’s — You’re a space fanatic. Get ready to have your bank balance sucked dry by Amazon’s new Blue Moon service.

b. Mostly b’s — You don’t want anything to do with this madness. Good on you, go bury your head in the sand and pretend it’s still 1991.

c. Mostly c’s — You don’t really know do you? Might as well just ignore it for now. You can think about it again when Blue Moon turns up on SkyScanner.

d. Mostly d’s — You’re skeptical. This all sounds too much for you. Just forget about it and go back to worrying about Brexit.

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