It’s not easy being green
When you lean into the Queen
and you whisper in her ear
“Your finger’s green!
Maam, your hand’s turned flat like an old runner bean
Oh my god, those fingers are totally obscene,
Hey Queen, are you on drugs? Charlie Sheen?
So, where have your green fingers been?”

The world that we live in is full of green things,
there are more of them than trees,
I bet you can count at least a million green things
for each of the countries on the seas.

🎵 So sing a song to the green things.
We can all sing along with these green stings.
People always talk about the blues
But me, I’ll sing to the greens.🎵

Stick your finger, yo, in this avocado
Do you love guacamole? Green star of the show.
Get your avo toast on the down low,
suck it up, eat it up with my green flow
In the morning with a cup of hot black joe
You can put your guacamole in a potato

Shout one to three, as as you’re climbing up a tree
Stick your finger up your nose, get a big bogey
That’s green, oh yuk. Put it in your mouth and suck,
Like the snotty kid in class who’s out of luck.

🎵 So sing a song to the green things.
We can all sing along with these green stings.
People always talk about the blues
But me, I’ll sing to the greens.🎵

Green is a colour that’s not primary
It’s a mix of blue and yellow that’s secondary
Make it chill, chlorophyll as you’re climbing that tree
Take a leaf up close that’s the colour you’ll see

Be like Kermit the Frog,
you can go the whole hog.
That’s the hoggy Miss Piggy
And Ralph, he’s the dog.

It’s not easy being green
Nor pink, brown, or blue.
But just sing to the greens
that’s all you have to do.

🎵 So sing a song to the green things.
We can all sing along with these green stings.
People always talk about the blues
But me, I’ll sing to the greens.🎵