I love going on holiday! I mean who doesn’t. But I tell you what I like even more… it’s the souvenirs! Ooh yeah, gotta love those things you bring back from holiday. I’m not one of these idiots who just buys a little figurine of a mouse saying Welcome to Amsterdam. That’s just a ridiculous

Dear Me from last Monday, Thank you so much for not putting the key back on the hook. It was a perfect excuse for me to take over an hour out of my important workday to try to find it again, and you know I really love searching for things! I just love that feeling

I love folding clothes. I’m terrible at it, but I love it. I think I can blame Marie Kondo… I mean, I’m going to blame her. But, really I got the clothes folding bug years before reading her book The Magical Art of Tidying Up (that was the name of the book, wasn’t it?) Marie

I am pretty obsessed with DIY. It’s not something that I’ve always been obsessed with. I didn’t grow up with posters of DeWalt Impact Drivers on my bedroom wall. It’s not like I had the ScrewFix catalogue delivered to my door before I got a subscription to other magazines. Of course not, I started on

With Jeff Bezo’s plan to land people on the moon, do you have the chops to take on the big-cheese in the sky? 1. Do you like confined spaces? a. Yes. I often sit in the airing cupboard just for fun. b. No. I’m claustrophobic and can’t even sit in a car. c. They’re alright.

Have you any experience with disposing of bodies? If you had to be poisoned to death, what poison would you choose? How much faeces are you happy with cleaning on an average day? And of course, you’ll be in charge of putting the lipstick on the pig every morning. Can I call you Jeeves? I